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Swimming Sheep [21 Dec 2005|04:00pm]
I now live near the beach. I haven't done anything to make this room my own, besides sticking a Green Day poster on wall which only seems to confirm my immaturity.

I went to our Christmas party last Thursday. I got drunk for the first time in close to 2 years. I was just as charming as I remember. I ignored the guy who likes me and was ignored by the guy I like. Instant karma. And now my time off is filled with worry of what it will be like to go back to work with these people I wonder if are still my friends.

More of my time is spent worrying about an important package I should have gotten in the mail by now. Fuckity fuck fuck! I am convinced Australia Post is out to FUCK me. Mommy Dearest tells me posties steal things all the time. Can this really be a reality? Do waiters spit in food?

The remainder of my time is spent at the beach. I swim by myself and the lifeguards find it necessary to drive their 4WD to the shoreline and tell me to swim between the flags. It angers me to no end. I try to explain to [anyone who'll listen] that it's nature and they don't own it and how fucking dare they, but I just come off sounding like some aging hippie liberal douche.

Douches Wild,

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[15 Oct 2005|05:32pm]
Can somebody please tell me why my lj layout looks the way it does? Have they made some changes to livejournal?

I moved and just got the internet back on! I was without it for over a month...so, Hi.

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[04 Aug 2005|01:35pm]
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

What else can I say?

I'm thinking of getting a new computer. My mum just got her settlement for her divorce ($200k), so I'm hoping she'll lend me the money and I can pay her back. (I make $350 a week). My computer is a hand-me-down piece of crap that has almost no space, no games, hardly any music, no CD burner or DVD player, gets errors all the time and makes a weird noise the rest of the time. I mostly just want Sims 2. Mostly.

My current playlist:

After The Fall - Concrete Boots
The Ataris - Boys of Summer
Taking Back Sunday - This Photograph is Proof
Green Day - Why Do You Want Him
Fallout Boy - Sugar We're Goin' Down
End of Fashion - Oh Yeah
Crowned King - Turn It Up We're Going Down
Unwritten Law - She Says

Am I the only one that thinks clothes with skeletons all over them are fucking stupid? Besides the fact that it's just lame, what kind of statement is this? Underneath we're all the same? I think it's just a trend more and more people are copying without putting any thought into it. Do lemmings have skeletons? I did think the gloves were cool, but as for the shirts, dresses, socks and PAJAMAS, it's too much.

What would people think if I wore a skeleton dress?

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1. Straight Edge [02 Aug 2005|02:56pm]
Originated from the punkrock/hardcore scene. The philosophy/life-choice that humans should have strength, pride, dignity, honor, and self respect; that they shouldn't engage in activities that are a disgrace to their minds and bodies. Such as ingesting and/or becoming addicted to harmful substances for fun, lying and/or being two-faced, and sharing your body sexually with another person when there isn't even a true emotional bond there.

I'm vegan, I don't smoke or drink, even caffiene, and no promiscuous sex. I had heard of it before, being a fan of Fugazi, but I'd never really read anything about it. I didn't know there was a label for all my anti-poison beliefs.

What kind of sex isn't casual?

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[24 Jul 2005|03:33pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

A cold in winter. I am such a conformist. If I wasn't vegan, I would be on a lethal cocktail of legal drugs. I remember when I was a kid my mum gave me too much cough syrup and I really tripped balls.

I finished Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It was sad and unusual. But not sad enough to cry. Need a reason to cry? Movie #4 doesn't come out til December.

25 When you make a mistake, do you...

  • move on, or

  • dwell on it

I dyed my hair black. I don't like it.  I also painted my nails pink, which I also hate. This plagues me daily.

"Only whores and children wear red shoes."

Is photobucket being a fugly slut for anyone else?

Nazi Conformist Cheerleader,

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As promised...2 weeks ago. [06 Jul 2005|03:02pm]
[ mood | tacos ]

"I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops."

I've been busy! Okay, lazy. Here are pics of clothes I've bought, finally.

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I also bought The Day After Tomorrow, Thirteen and Mean Girls on DVD. Mean Girls is so fetch! I can't get enough of it.

There is hardly any work for us to do this week, so I got Mon, Tues and Weds off! I was definitely not sad about it. My mum was one of the few that had to work. haha.

There is this guy at work I am like, in love with. Not in *that* way, it's just that we have so much in common and he has seen just about every movie ever made. Also, he is into all the same music as me and he dresses in the coolest clothes ever. In love, I tell you!

Oh, and it rained here for a week, then poured last Thursday meaning we got the day off work! This has never happened. You should have seen our underground parking lot - it was FILLED with water. Like some underground swimming pool. So cool.

The inventor of Toaster Strudel,

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[12 Jun 2005|02:50pm]
Current playlist:

Girls Not Gray - AFI
Technologic - Daft Punk
All These Things That I've Done - The Killers
Scars - Papa Roach
Dakota - Stereophonics
Blue Orchid - The White Stripes
Owner of a Lonely Heart [radio edit] - Max Graham Vs Yes
The Hand That Feeds - NIN
Crazy - Simple Plan
Voodoo Child - Rogue Traders

I got my haircut yesterdayCollapse )

I'll take pictures of the clothes I've bought the last two weekends, I'm just a little lazy. And the net is being a little bitch for me. I can't access microsoft, hotmail or yahoo mail, myspace, etc.

Oh, and I got my tooth fixed! Now I take out my piercing when I eat.

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[08 Jun 2005|01:31pm]
[ mood | calm ]

I'm about to go to the dentist to get my fang fixed. My appointment is for 2.30.


Mum: Your dentist appointment is for 2.30? Just like that joke...
Me: Hmmm?
Mum: Tooth-Hurty, get it?


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FFUUUUUUUUUCCCKK!!!! [04 Jun 2005|09:10pm]
I was eating, I bit down on my tongue ring, and CHIPPED MY FUCKING TOOTH!!!!
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I'm a big kid now! [02 Jun 2005|04:21pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]

You know you're a grown up when...

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...you throw away UNPOPPED bubble wrap.


The End.
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